TO INFINITY

Ask me anything!  

College kid | Indiana born & raised


college:Why should we accept you
me:*raps the entire verse of anaconda and laughs nicki's nasty laugh flawlessly*
college:damn son you in
— 18 hours ago with 34665 notes

meadowkitten:

I have a very big crush on u but sadly I am only a little bug and u are a garden

(via gnarly)

— 18 hours ago with 1033746 notes
stunningpicture:


Me (located in Iceland) and my friend (located in New Zealand) made the biggest sandwich of all time.

stunningpicture:

Me (located in Iceland) and my friend (located in New Zealand) made the biggest sandwich of all time.

(via unretrieved)

— 18 hours ago with 236335 notes

narcotic:

"guys are always hitting on me its SO annoying" 

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(via fake-mermaid)

— 18 hours ago with 182783 notes
nottheaverageasian:

THIS IS THE ONLY TWEET I CARE ABOUT

nottheaverageasian:

THIS IS THE ONLY TWEET I CARE ABOUT

(via gnarly)

— 19 hours ago with 126083 notes

vagisodium:

if someone ever kidnaps me im just going to shit my pants because they either have to wipe my ass or deal with the smell and i want them to have it rough

(Source: trashboat, via fake-mermaid)

— 1 day ago with 288104 notes

officialcrow:

bryantsupreme:

Moan into my mouth while I finger you when we kiss.

rub your stomach while you pat your head

(Source: farfrompaid, via cowboys-andangels)

— 1 day ago with 54563 notes

memewhore:

These people have no concept of even the most basic physics.

(Source: baelor, via cowboys-andangels)

— 1 day ago with 161944 notes

mylifeaskriz:

ruineshumaines:

Liz Climo on Tumblr.

this really cheered me up

(via irisowl)

— 2 days ago with 398096 notes

unclefather:

"name one video game thats better than GTA 5"

uh thats easy? barbie horse adventures wild horse rescue? 

(via unretrieved)

— 2 days ago with 262512 notes

bombing:

one of my favorite things is when you give a baby your finger and they hold on to it as tight as they can. it’s funny because they don’t even come close to having the amount of muscle power i do. do you really think you can hold me here haha. i’ll crush you

(via unretrieved)

— 2 days ago with 85954 notes

merlinwhosuperpotterlock:

"i can’t eat that, i’ll get fat"

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"i can’t sleep in late today i have to do work"

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"no i can’t watch a whole season in one go that’s lazy"

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"i can’t-"

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(via gnarly)

— 2 days ago with 195263 notes